School Rules

When we start school we're told the rules no running in the corridors, no chewing gum in class and always put your hand up before answering a question. Now, a couple of decades later it's time for the real school rules to be recorded. They might bring back a few memories. Never tell anyone it's your birthday, in case the big kids flush your head down the toilet, never get caught reading a book instead of playing British Bulldog at lunch time, and remember...if you smelt it, you dealt it