A Squash and a Sqeeze

``Wise old man, won`t you help me, please? My house is a squash and squeeze.`` What can you do if your house is too small? The wise old man knows: bring in a flappy, scratchy, noisy crowd of farmyard animals. When you push them all out again, you`ll be amazed at how big your house feels! `a bit of a classic... A goat on the bed and a cow on the table tapping out a jig? My readers collapsed in heaps, and then had to have it read again. And again.` Vivian French in the Guardian